Dr. Dieter von Splechter (better known to us dumb Americans as Dr. Splatter) is the sick and twisted mind behind TORTUREco, an exclusive organization that offers its members the most extreme experiences in pleasure and pain. Each October, TORTUREco’s Chambers of Horror facility opens its doors to the general public, allowing a peek into the perversions that take place within. After literally going underground last year, it appears that Chambers of Horror has found an unlikely supporter this year in the form of the United States government. Those brave enough to venture inside will witness the chaotic creations of Operation Phoenix, which many suspect to be a cover for the Project TCO138 super soldier project. On Oct. 15, when Chambers of Horror and Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse team up once again to present Monstrosity Championship Wrestling, rumor has it some of these creatures will be battle tested against MCW’s top competitors. In what I think is his first public interview ever, Dr. Splatter talks to (and berates) Wrestling with Pop Culture about the TCO138 rumors, MCW and other attractions taking place at Chambers of Horror this month.
First off, great job on this year’s attraction. After what happened last year at Chambers of Horror, I didn’t think things could get any more intense. But you’ve sunken to extreme new lows this year.
I’ve seen your pathetic so-called “blog” and you say I’ve sunken to an all-new low? Ha! No, but let’s be serious now, you do suck.
President Barack Obama has made many questionable decisions during his time in office. But Operation Phoenix could be his most controversial act yet. How did this collaboration come about and how do you respond to the rumors of its ties to a super soldier project called TCO138?
Obama and I go way back. He actually used to be a client here at TORTUREco. Jesus fucking Christ, the things he would do! He once made an entire trench coat out of ass cheeks. It was quite breathtaking, really. Michelle knitted me a scarf made from dried ligaments one year for Christmas. As far as the rumors go about a super soldier project, well that’s a tight-lipped project. But I can say I do love my Obama checks. And so do the ladies at the Clermont Lounge.
I had a chance to speak briefly to Major Hank Hammer, the man appointed to oversee this your project, recently. All he would tell me, however, is that the president is a very nice guy. Why the secrecy?
Dr. Splatter makes some sort of deal with Major Hank Hammer and a former TORTUREco client.
They think of me as somewhat of a black sheep in the political social circle jerk. They believe my tactics and actions in the past would leave a bad taste in the people’s mouths. They haven’t tasted the load I’m about to drop in their mouths, so we’ll see how long this secrecy lasts.
A collaboration between TORTUREco and the U.S. government seems like one of the most unlikely partnerships in human history. And after my recent visit to Chambers of Horror, I can’t help but question the true intentions of everyone involved.
Let’s put it this way, I like money, blood and the sound of screams echoing through hallways. Any sketchy behavior or threats you may have experienced during your visit were sincere.
Not quite as odd, but still a little strange, was the recent partnership between you and Professor Morté’s Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse at a Monstrosity Championship Wrestling event. The two of you will join forces again on Oct. 15 as MCW makes its Chambers of Horror debut. What can wrestling fans, TORTUREco members and everyone else expect at this event? Will we see some of these super soldiers and other creations in action?
What you will see Wednesday night is some of the most horrible displays of sick and twisted depravity. There will be plenty of monsters and creations galore! It’s going to be a blood bath!
Given what has taken place at Chambers of Horror over the years, I would imagine underground fight clubs have certainly been part of the depravity that goes on. Have you had prior involvement with professional wrestling in this form?
Professor Morté and Dr. Splatter form a somewhat unlikely alliance at MCW. Photo by Harold Jay Taylor/Headlocks and Headshots.
Through our various TORTUREco entities that have popped up throughout Europe, we have definitely delved into many underground scenes that are questionable to the masses. In those days we would have some of the biggest, bloodiest brawls that would make Brad Pitt roll over and spit out the cock he has buried in his ass.
Finally, TORTUREco has other entertainment scheduled throughout the month for those taking tours of the facility. What can you tell me about upcoming Splatter Cinema screenings, band performances and whatnot?
On top of the MCW event, we also will have performances from the ghastly and gory Casket Creatures this Friday with DJ Rev. Andy blasting the tunes between sets. Every Tuesday we will be playing late-night movies such as Hellraiser, Pumpkinhead and Halloween III. Also check our Facebook page for other events and performers such as Capt. Stab Tuggo & Maybelle, who are some truly sick and twisted people.