When I reviewed Chyna’s new Queen of the Ring DVD and saw the bonus scene from The Avengers with Chyna playing She-Hulk, I knew I needed to get a copy of the new Avengers DVD and review it. And the people at Vivid were so happy with my Queen of the Ring review that they sent me this DVD right away.

Since I never saw The Avengers in the movie theater, I didn’t even know Chyna was in it. I wonder why they didn’t mention that in any of the trailers. She’s one of the best parts of the movie and I always thought she was kind of like She-Hulk anyway when she was in WWE. Anyway, I skipped straight to her scene, where she does some personal training with Thor and his hammer before the team heads out to find her cousin the Hulk. So after I finished watching Chyna’s scene, I started the movie from the beginning. But I didn’t fast forward through Chyna’s scene the second time around because she and Thor really go at each other and it’s fun to watch.

But that part is almost the movie’s climax, so when I went back to the beginning it actually made a little more sense when I got to it again. Nick Fury has assembled The Avengers to track down the Hulk. There are a lot more girls in the Avengers than I thought there were. Most of the movie is about the members preparing for action, so I predict there will be a sequel within a year or two. But at least we have Chyna’s She-Hulk movie to look forward to sometime soon.

After Fury tells everyone what the plan is, Hawkeye and Black Widow seem kind of mad at each other about something she did with Tony Stark (SPOILER ALERT! He’s actually Iron Man). But it turns out that Black Widow still really likes Hawkeye, so she starts showing him how much she likes him before they have to go do battle together. Then Iron Man finds the Hulk in the desert, but Hulk is angry and punches Iron Man 150 miles away. Then Fury gets frustrated because The Avengers were all arguing at the beginning, so he takes his frustrations out on some military girl who I think is, like, his assistant or something. (She kind of looks like Beth Phoenix and Natalya and I would love to see them follow in Chyna’s footsteps and do movies like this one. I mean, they already look like superheroes.) But Fury really gets his frustrations out in a big way. Too bad he doesn’t know how well everyone is actually getting along throughout their base or whatever it is.

Speaking of getting along, Ms. Marvel looks great in her costume. And so does the Scarlet Witch, who is practicing her magical mutant powers in the gym. She tries to read Ms. Marvel‘s mind, but she can’t do it. So Ms. Marvel just shows her what she was thinking. Turns out there’s room for both of them to work out together as they start training on the weight bench. Then they start to have some wardrobe malfunctions, but, you know, it was pretty good. And I never read a lot of comic books, but my cousin did and I don’t remember seeing girls practicing their powers on each other like this. But, I mean, you know. It’s a great scene from two more characters that I didn’t even see in the trailers for The Avengers.

The next part is where Thor is mad at the humans and Chyna comes in to show him that some humans are almost as strong as he is. I was wondering how they made her skin all green, but then I watched the behind-the-scenes footage on the second disc and it shows how they did that (they even made her nipples darker than the rest of her skin!). But I already told you about this scene and just thinking about it again makes me need to take a break.

OK, I’m back now and just in time for the grand finale. Spider-Man shows up and is mad that they won’t let him be one of The Avengers. But after he’s by himself, Ms. Marvel tries to make him feel better and he eventually shoots his webbing on her face. I don’t really know why Spider-Woman doesn’t join in on this scene. I mean, she’s hardly even in the movie aside from at the very beginning. But, you know. Somehow Ms. Marvel convinces Fury to let Spider-Man join the team on their next adventure. But I won’t spoil the ending for you because there will definitely be a sequel after Chyna’s She-Hulk movie comes out, which I can’t wait for. I wonder if Hulk Hogan might play Captain America. I think he should. He’d be pretty good.

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