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“Here Comes the Boom” strikes with a few hard-hitting laughs

Kevin James is good at being funny, but he’s probably not the first person you’d bet on in a mixed martial arts cage fight. But as the unmotivated high school biology teacher Scott Voss, James becomes an unlikely hero in Here Comes the Boom when he trains for MMA fights in order to earn enough money to keep the school’s music program (and it’s director, played by Henry Winkler) from being eliminated to cut costs.

Scott Voss (Kevin James) leads his crew to victory in "Here Comes the Boom" (photo by Tracy Bennett)

Relying solely on his collegiate wrestling background from 20 years ago, Scott meets Niko (former Ultimate Fighting Championship Heavyweight Champion Bas Rutten), a Dutch immigrant looking to become a United States citizen. Niko agrees to train Scott to fight in exchange for Scott tutoring him on his citizenship test. Niko also gets Scott booked for some underground MMA fights, where Scott is quickly defeated a few times before landing a lucky punch to knock out one green-haired show off (then inadvertently throwing up on his downed opponent). Directed by Frank Coraci, who has directed Adam Sandler hits such as The Wedding Singer and The Waterboy, as well as last year’s Zookeeper (also starring James), Here Comes the Boom takes the high-school-teacher-fighting-on-the-side story of last year’s Warrior and combines it with the underdog sports comedy formula of The Waterboy to create a feel-good movie with a few gut-busting comedic moments.

Salma Hayek plays the Adrian to James’ Rocky, but it takes her a while (at least 18 attempts on Scott’s part) to warm up to the idea of having dinner with Scott. But as the school nurse, she finds herself spending more time than usual with Scott, who requires minor medical attention more frequently as he continues to fight (quite literally) to save his friend’s job. Along the way, he inspires his students and fellow teachers, while also becoming motivated to once again make learning fun for the kids. And he actually starts to get pretty good at fighting. Good enough, in fact, that UFC‘s Joe Rogan shows up to offer him an opportunity to fight on a UFC card, which, even if he loses, will earn him enough money to keep the school’s music program alive.

Bella (Salma Hayek) nurses Scott's (Kevin James) battle wounds in "Here Comes the Boom" (photo by Tracy Bennett)

Predictably, Scott is severely outmatched as he gets into the cage against one of UFC’s most aggressive fighters Ken Dietrich (UFC’s Krzysztof Soszyński), a chiseled and tattooed madman known for hitting his opponents with the Superman punch (a leaping blow that typically knocks his foes off their feet). Also predictably, Scott gets his ass kicked for a couple of rounds before getting a burst of energy late in the fight after a pep talk from Winkler. But you can’t really fault Here Comes the Boom for being a bit predictable. It is an inspirational sports comedy, after all, and there’s little to deduce other than what you’ve probably already seen in the trailers. So if you take it for what it is and don’t try to pummel it into being anything else, Here Comes the Boom is good for a few hearty laughs and some well-timed slapstick.

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Cargill and Derrickson give Mr. Boogie a chilling new take in “Sinister”

Everybody knows it’s a bad idea to go to sleep right after watching a horror movie. And if anyone should know that, it should be a movie critic like C. Robert Cargill. But that didn’t stop him from watching The Ring, then going to sleep and having a bad dream that inspired Sinister, the new horror film he co-srote with The Exorcism of Emily Rose director Scott Derrickson. Having previously become fans of each others’ work, the two met when, by coincidence, they realized (thanks to Twitter) that they were both in Las Vegas at the same time. Derrickson was working on a different project altogether, but when he heard Cargill’s idea he decided to turn it into a movie. And Sinister was committed to film.

Starring Ethan Hawke as Ellison, a writer who found fame after writing a hit non-fiction book about a murder, Sinister follows Ellison’s quest to reclaim that glory after his subsequent books haven’t fared as well (and have left a sour taste in the mouths of many cops, who he typically doesn’t portray in flattering fashion). After he moves into the house where an entire family was murdered (aside from one girl, who has been missing since the murders), he finds a box of Super 8 home videos that turn out to be gruesome snuff films, including one of the family that used to live in his new home being hung from a tree in the back yard. As he watches these films and conducts his investigation, he uncovers an eerie Pagan creature known as Bagul, or Mr. Boogie to the children he encounters. Refusing to acknowledge the increasingly odd occurrences happening to his family as his investigation continues, Ellison sees these developments as the perfect opportunity to regain his fame. Before Bagul comes to life on the big screen, Cargill and Derrickson talk to Wrestling with Pop Culture about Sinister‘s themes of fear, their intentional misguiding of the viewer and breaking some traditional horror film formulas to create something frighteningly fresh.

When people die in horror movies, there’s often some moral reason for these deaths. We don’t know much about the previous victims in Sinister, but we learn a good bit about Ellison. Is there any indication in Sinister that the killer is out to set something right or teach his victims a lesson?

Ethan Hawke stars as crime writer Ellison in "Sinister" (photo by Phil Caruso)

Derrickson: There’s certainly a moral tale being told in that, like all horror films, it’s a movie about fear, it’s a movie about scaring the audience and the main character getting scared. But probably my favorite thing about the movie overall is the fact that Ethan’s watching these movies and they’re scaring him, then these weird things are starting to happen as a result of him moving into this house, then things are becoming inexplicable paranormal for him and he gets even more scared at that, yet why doesn’t he leave? Because he has an even deeper fear than all that and it’s his fear of losing his status and his fear of not regaining his fame and fortune. That’s a really relatable fear, especially in modern America where everybody’s obsessed with their status. His placing his own need to reclaim his high status above his family’s safety, and his fear of not having that, is the moral sin, for lack of a better word, that’s at the center of the movie. It causes him to make a faustian bargain very early on. He should have handed that stuff over to the police, but he realizes, as he says in the film, “This is my shot.” From that moment, he’s on a trajectory to the end of the movie.

Cargill: There’s even more to it than that in regards to the other families. The families are just collateral damage to what Bagul’s end goal really is. He’s a seducer, he’s getting someone to transgress and through that transgression, that’s where the evil really comes from. And there’s a lot of that running throughout Sinister.

Ellison’s fear of losing his fame is made apparent in one scene where he’s watching an old tape of his first television interview, which is presented in much the same way as when he’s watching these mysterious tapes of grizzly murders. Was that an intentional juxtaposition?

Derrickson: That was certainly deliberate. He’s caught inside himself in a way that he doesn’t realize and driven by a deep-seated fear that is so powerful he can’t escape it when he clearly should.

You also mentioned that he should have turned these tapes and his investigation over to the police. When he finally does decide to drop his investigation and get away from it all, why does he abandon it rather than turn it over to the police?

Ellison (Ethan Hawke) tries to destroy Bagul's tapes in "Sinister" (photo by Phil Caruso)

Derrickson: Just prior to that moment, he’s talking to the deputy and makes it clear that he doesn’t believe in any of that stuff, that he’s a skeptic, but things are getting too weird. Then he goes up in his attic and sees six ghost kids and Bagul, Mr. Boogie. At that point he knows he’s dealing with something far beyond this world.

Cargill: And to make it even simpler than that, he realizes the tapes are just evil.

Derrickson: That’s why he burns them. When he realizes that’s where it’s coming from, he asks the professor what would happen if you destroy [the source]? The professor says it would close the gateway, so he thinks he should be safe. But he’s wrong.

The only thing connecting the families is where they’ve lived. But unlike a lot of horror films, where one particular setting is cursed, this curse moves with the families. Why did you decide to do it that way?

Cargill: Quite simply, it was because who the hell would move into a house where five different families were murdered? By the second family that’s murdered, that house would be burned down or bulldozed.

Derrickson: And the connection of the killer is clear. The whole world would be investigating that.

Ellison's son (played by Michael Hall D'Addario) appears to be under Bagul's influence in "Sinister" (courtesy Summit Entertainment)

Cargill: Ultimately, at the same time I wanted to create a creature that could get you almost anywhere. You’re not safe and it’s not localized terror. It is a creature of the other world that can move freely about. At some point you’ve got to wonder just how long could Jason stay around Crystal Lake. As long as you don’t go to Crystal Lake, you’ll be fine. No, you want that horror to be out there in the world unleashed.

Derrickson: Bagul is an entity who resides within works of art. There’s a sophistication to the way he does things and I like the idea that he seduces children, he’s the eater of children, and when it comes time to wipe out their families and have these children practice this ritual killings, he drives them to another place. That keeps the trail cold and there’s something smart about that, which I really like.

Up until a certain point in the movie, the viewer still wonders if there’s actually anything supernatural going on and that maybe it’s just a guy who manipulates children into doing these horrible things.

Derrickson: Ethan definitely thinks that’s what it is, and so does the officer. The deputy is the one who puts it all together, but they both think this is a ritual killer and the deputy has cracked his code. He’s right, it’s just not a guy.

About a year ago a movie called Insidious (read my interview here) came out. A lot of things about Sinister remind me of Insidious, including the fact that it has a grim ending that bigger studios wanted to change. There have been a few other movies with a similar feel that have come out since then, but they’ve all been from smaller studios. What do you think it would take for Hollywood to realize these films are getting cult followings and could be making them a lot of money?

Derrickson: Summit has been giving this movie a big push, but with horror you save that campaign for the three weeks before. That’s just how horror releases work.

Ellison's daughter (Clare Foley) sees some of Bagul's previous influences in "Sinister" (courtesy Summit Entertainment)

Cargill: It’s going to take one or two more successful really dark, heavy films. The thing is a lot of executives have short memories. They feel that the audience is fickle and that their tastes change. They can name the greatest horror films of all time, but they can’t tell you why they’re the greatest horror films of all time. So what it’s going to take is a few hit films like Insidious and, fingers crossed, Sinister and things of their ilk to show them that audiences do want dark, heavy, scary, macabre horror, that it doesn’t have to have a happy ending and it doesn’t have to be built for sequels or be formulaic. The big studios were afraid of a few elements in the film, so they looked at it and passed. The ending bothered them a bit, the death of children bothered them and they were like, “Audiences won’t buy into that. They don’t want that. It’s far too risky to put this out.” Then when audiences go and love it, the studios are like, “We don’t understand.” So it will take a few more successes for the studios to go, “Oh, wait. This is hot right now.” And that’s how they’ll put it. They won’t put two and two together that every great horror film has a really heavy ending. They think that Saw was successful simply because of how grizzly it was. They forget Saw had a really downer of an ending where the bad guy wins. They forget that so many of these horror films end very poorly for the protagonists and the characters you’re invested in. That’s where this horror comes from is the fact that they aren’t safe. They’ll tell you that The Omen was great or that Rosemary’s Baby was a big blockbuster and they kind of forget that at the end of The Omen, the little kid is the only one left alive and that he’s killed the family and that Rosemary does give birth to the devil’s child.

It’s funny that you mentioned Saw because the way this movie ends, you could definitely do sequels or prequels. But then you’d run the risk of subsequent movies following the Saw formula where the focus ends up being on making each death more shocking than the previous one.

Derrickson: We don’t know exactly what we’ll do if the movie is successful and there’s going to be a franchise, but we don’t want to do that. What we’ve talked about is not wanting to do the predictable sequel thing and just put the box in another house and have more extreme kills. That’s just not why we made this movie and that’s not why people are going to like it and, if it works, that’s not what the sequels will be.

The two of you kind of serendipitously came together to work on this film. Given the chemistry you clearly have working together, do you plan on working on other films together in the future?

Cargill: As often as possible.

Derrickson: We really like each other and have great respect for each other. We’ve got several things that we’re doing now, both paid projects and a spec script that we’ve already got a first draft of.

And you also have a book coming out, right Robert?

Cargill: Yeah, it’s called Dreams and Shadows.

Derrickson: I’ve read it. It’s awesome.

www.haveyouseenhim.com

Out on Film engages Southern audience in “Fourplay”

There are many emotions and attitudes associated with sex. Passion and eroticism are obviously some of its more common bedfellows, but sex can also be comical, subversive, experimental and stressful. In Fourplay, directed by Kyle Henry and co-produced by Michael Stipe, we see four very different stories taking place in different cities where sex is an integral and transcendent part of the main characters’ lives. Were you to watch these four short films separately, you’d likely have difficulty determining a common theme.

Gail (Sara Sevigny, left) fantasizes about Marcy (Amy Jean Johnson) in "Skokie"

But when they are presented as a single feature film, the inadvertent (and whimsical) beastiality of “Skokie” fits right in alongside the extremes of a couple on the brink of collapsing in “Austin.” And the bathroom fantasies of “Tampa” erupt (very literally) into an orgy of luchadors, Hitler and other odd characters before an invalid’s encounter with a cross-dressing prostitute becomes oddly touching and tender in “San Francisco.” As the movie makes its Southeastern premiere tonight at the Out on Film festival, Henry talks to Wrestling with Pop Culture about drag queens, dogs and other related topics.

The first thing that jumps out at me about these four stories is that they are very different. There’s a wide range of tones and themes in each one even though the primary subject matter of sex is the same. How did you go about directing four drastically different films that comprise one larger work?

That was what I was looking for. I really wanted to show sexual expression from a variety of perspectives, whether it be tragic, comedic, satyric, ironic or you name it. Myself and the writers, Carlos Triviño and Jessica Hedrick, were interested in seeing the act of sex being a major turning point in the lives of characters and stories. So we picked extreme stories for extreme effect. I think there’s something tying them all together in terms of our point of view of the world as people, in a sense of charity, maybe, and generosity.

Did you plan on having these four films presented as a single film or did things just sort of fall into place that way?

Luis (Jose Villarreal) gets a lot more than he expected in "Tampa"

All four of these shorts were written before I shot the first one. That was always the intention. But we tried to do something novel where as we completed the first two shorts – “Tampa” and “San Francisco” – we wanted to put them out into the world. So we released them as stand-alone shorts at festivals. The feature, with all four titles together, is like a payoff for the people who have been following the development of the film over the last few years.

The Out on Film screening is the Southeast debut for the film. Where else has the full feature played?

This will be the fifth festival the full feature has played at. It premiered at Frameline in San Francisco, then we played at Outfest in Los Angeles and the Guanajuato International Film Festival was our Mexican premiere. Throughout the fall we’re playing it at different film festivals in New Orleans, Copenhagen and elsewhere. So we’re continuing touring film festivals through early next year.

As a director, did you have a favorite amongst the four short films?

No, they’re all my babies. I love all my children. I think they were all challenging. Working with a dog is always challenging. Well, dogs and children. At least we didn’t have a child in any of them! Working with such a huge cast on “Tampa” was really challenging. The last short, “San Francisco,” was really enjoyable to work with just two actors in a room. It certainly was the most intimate and delicate performances to direct, so that was a lot of fun.

Paul Soileau plays the cross-dressing prostitute in that one. Is that a drag persona he does on a regular basis or was it just a character he portrayed for this film?

Aliya (Paul Soileau) has more than one surprise in "San Francisco"

It was a character, but he’s now internationally known for playing two alter egos. His most well-known one is a character called Christeene, who is this gutter-mouthed drag punk rock character. He has a bunch of music videos up on Funny or Die, he’s been touring clubs all over the world for the last few years. But they’re outrageous characters. I don’t think he’d ever played something that was very real, like this character required. And he did a great job of changing his normal performance mode for the film.

After these upcoming festivals, are you working on getting Fourplay released theatrically?

Yeah, we’re already booking theaters and the theatrical release will begin in February of 2013. We’re opening first in Austin, Texas at a theater called the Alamo Drafthouse and we’re looking for theaters to show at in other cities.

Michael Stipe was one of the producers of this film. What role did he play, exactly, as a producer?

I’ve been incredibly fortunate to have Michael Stipe as one of the executive producers on the film. This film never would have been made without his support. He has a company called C-Hundred Film Corp. and over the last 15 years he and his producing partner Jim McKay have put money into about 15 low-budget independent features. It’s a small amount of money that’s basically a very big grant and he and his partner give it to work that they’re interested in. They give it to challenging work that they know is going to have a hard time finding funding elsewhere because people are going to be afraid of the content or the messages being put out by the films. So they really are giving back to the artistry of our environment by supporting what they like.

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A “Gayby” is born in independent romantic comedy

It is not uncommon for two longtime friends to simultaneously come to the early-midlife conclusion that their biological clocks may be winding down. For those who have reached their 30s without settling on a husband, wife or long-term partner, the idea of conceiving a child together despite the lack of physical attraction becomes more and more appealing as time goes on. Such an idea was the basis for Friends with Kids earlier this year (read Flash Gorem’s review here), but the concept gets thrown for another loop in Gayby. Making its Georgia premiere on the opening night of Atlanta’s Out on Film festival this Thursday, Gayby is based on Jonathan Lisecki’s four-year-old short film about Jenn (Jenn Harris), a single New York City yoga instructor ready for motherhood, and her gay friend Matt (Matthew Wilkas), who works in a comic book store and is still trying to get over his last boyfriend, and their decision to procreate. After premiering at South by Southwest earlier this year, Gayby has screened in numerous festivals and sees its theatrical release in New York on Oct. 12 and in Los Angeles on Oct. 26, followed by a Video on Demand and DVD release in December. As he prepares to show his Gayby off in Atlanta, writer/director Lisecki (who also plays Nelson in the film) talks to Wrestling with Pop Culture about its conception.

When did you decide to expand your short film into a full-length feature?

Writer/director Jonathan Lisecki (right) plays Nelson in "Gayby"

It played around at all these festivals, so I got to see it with a bunch of different audiences all over the country and outside of the country. So I knew it had some universal appeal and people always really responded to it and loved Jenn and Matt. A little more than a year ago, I was at a festival and the two women who wound up producing the film [Secretary‘s Amy Hobby and Lipstick & Dynamite‘s Anne Hubbell] were there with me. They were like, “When are you going to make a feature of Gayby?” I was like, “I don’t know. Are you going to help me if I make it?” And they said, “Yeah, if you write one!” Once I knew that I would have people to help me, I wrote the script last May and we were shooting by August. It was kind of a quick decision.

Even though Matt is gay, he’s not stereotypically gay and it’s easy to relate with him regardless of your sexuality. He works at a comic book store and is just a regular guy who happens to be gay. Was it your intention to make him somewhat universally relatable like that?

I knew we were going to have multiple gay characters, so we should have different aspects of that life portrayed. And I know people like Matt. I just thought it would be interesting if we saw a gay character who wasn’t quick to hop in the sack with other people, who worked in a different kind of job than we usually see, who was a little bit more shy. It all just seemed right for what I wanted to say with the movie.

I didn’t want to get too much into this, “He doesn’t act gay, so he’s not a gay stereotype” thing. In the past ten years or so, it’s swung to the reverse. There are more campy characters on television, but there are also these guys who are so butch that you’d never know they were gay. Either way it can be a stereotype, it just depends on how human you write the characters. People are quick to say a certain type of person is a stereotype, but is that really true? There are people who are like every single person in my film in real life. I think you can write any type of person and as long as you treat them with honesty and intelligence, that’s how you avoid that beginning to feel like a stereotype.

At a certain point in the movie it becomes questionable if Matt is actually the father of Jenn’s baby, which creates some tension between him and Jenn. But it’s never actually revealed if he is or is not the father.

One of many awkward moments that arises between Jenn (second from left) and Matt (right) in "Gayby"

No, it’s not. That’s not really the point. The point is they’re creating this family that’s based on a bond that isn’t specifically genetic. I thought there was no real reason to answer that question. There’s also a personal aspect to that from my life where there’s a question I never had answered that I’m fine with not knowing the answer to. To wrap every single thing up in a bow sometimes feels not real, so I just wanted to leave that open ended.

Gayby was selected to screen at Out on Film on opening night, which is a pretty big deal, right?

To the festivals it is. I think they choose the movies they like to debut opening night and closing night. For a filmmaker, it’s always lovely to be at the opening night movie screenings. It just makes it feel a little more special and it’s nice. But there’s something special about sharing a movie with an audience no matter where it’s played. I guess there’s a little bit of a bonus to be played first. It just means the people who program the festival really like your movie and want to showcase it a little.

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“Barricade” offers unsettling holiday horror

Conner Dwelly and Ryan Grantham find holiday horror in "Barricade"

A family dreaming of a white Christmas instead gets a horrific holiday in the chilling new horror mystery Barricade, starring Will & Grace‘s Eric McCormack. Barricade is the latest direct-to-video release from WWE Studios, and it is one of the most gripping horror films the studio has ever put out.

When widower Terrence Shade (McCormack) takes his children (Conner Dwelly and Ryan Grantham) to the mountain cabin their mother had enjoyed as a child, it seems like the perfect way for this fractured family to reconnect while putting some of their grieving behind them. And Terrence has gone out of his way to make it a true escape, stocking the cabin with comfort foods, candy and presents to open on Christmas morning. But not long after the family settles in, the discomfort sets in. Then it gradually turns into full-on terror as it becomes difficult to distinguish reality from nightmare, especially when Terrence has these blackouts after he takes his medication (or is it if he forgets to take it?).

Such questions are part of the intrigue with Barricade. Are there really people (or other creatures) outside the cabin after a blizzard snows the family in? Did several feet of snow really fall in a matter of minutes or did Terrence have another lapse of consciousness? After Terrence barricades the family in, does it actually keep the evil out or is the sinister presence now trapped inside with them? Director Andrew Currie really keeps the viewer guessing, while throwing in some stylistic nods to Alfred Hitchcock, John Carpenter and other masters of macabre that have clearly inspired him.

Terrence Shade (Eric McCormack) confronts his fears in "Barricade"

Barricade also has a slight Japanese horror feel, especially when the children become possessed by the inexplicable energy that permeates the cabin. And the surrealist qualities of many scenes are not all that different from something out of a Michel Gondry or Spike Jonze film. The environments themselves – the lodge with its taxidermy, depressingly retro hues and The Shining-like atmosphere, as well as the cramped tool shed filled with sharp objects and other dangers – give every scene an impending ominousness that only sometimes makes itself apparent.

Once Terrence’s subconscious begins to catch up with his reality (and after the tragedy that the family has suffered is fully explained to the viewer), the horror only becomes worse as it starts to look like maybe the monster was with the family before they even ventured into the mountains. But even then there is still suspicion, and it is never fully apparent who or what has been terrorizing the family all this time. And it’s that not knowing that leaves the viewer with that unsettled feeling that only a good horror film can provide.

For more information, go to www.barricademovie.com.

“The Avengers” parody features Chyna as She-Hulk

Chyna as She-Hulk (photo courtesy Vivid Entertainment)

When I reviewed Chyna’s new Queen of the Ring DVD and saw the bonus scene from The Avengers with Chyna playing She-Hulk, I knew I needed to get a copy of the new Avengers DVD and review it. And the people at Vivid were so happy with my Queen of the Ring review that they sent me this DVD right away.

Since I never saw The Avengers in the movie theater, I didn’t even know Chyna was in it. I wonder why they didn’t mention that in any of the trailers. She’s one of the best parts of the movie and I always thought she was kind of like She-Hulk anyway when she was in WWE. Anyway, I skipped straight to her scene, where she does some personal training with Thor and his hammer before the team heads out to find her cousin the Hulk. So after I finished watching Chyna’s scene, I started the movie from the beginning. But I didn’t fast forward through Chyna’s scene the second time around because she and Thor really go at each other and it’s fun to watch.

But that part is almost the movie’s climax, so when I went back to the beginning it actually made a little more sense when I got to it again. Nick Fury has assembled The Avengers to track down the Hulk. There are a lot more girls in the Avengers than I thought there were. Most of the movie is about the members preparing for action, so I predict there will be a sequel within a year or two. But at least we have Chyna’s She-Hulk movie to look forward to sometime soon.

After Fury tells everyone what the plan is, Hawkeye and Black Widow seem kind of mad at each other about something she did with Tony Stark (SPOILER ALERT! He’s actually Iron Man). But it turns out that Black Widow still really likes Hawkeye, so she starts showing him how much she likes him before they have to go do battle together. Then Iron Man finds the Hulk in the desert, but Hulk is angry and punches Iron Man 150 miles away. Then Fury gets frustrated because The Avengers were all arguing at the beginning, so he takes his frustrations out on some military girl who I think is, like, his assistant or something. (She kind of looks like Beth Phoenix and Natalya and I would love to see them follow in Chyna’s footsteps and do movies like this one. I mean, they already look like superheroes.) But Fury really gets his frustrations out in a big way. Too bad he doesn’t know how well everyone is actually getting along throughout their base or whatever it is.

Danni Cole is actually one of snotrage's favorite actresses, so he likes her as the Scarlet Witch (photo courtesy Vivid Entertainment)

Speaking of getting along, Ms. Marvel looks great in her costume. And so does the Scarlet Witch, who is practicing her magical mutant powers in the gym. She tries to read Ms. Marvel‘s mind, but she can’t do it. So Ms. Marvel just shows her what she was thinking. Turns out there’s room for both of them to work out together as they start training on the weight bench. Then they start to have some wardrobe malfunctions, but, you know, it was pretty good. And I never read a lot of comic books, but my cousin did and I don’t remember seeing girls practicing their powers on each other like this. But, I mean, you know. It’s a great scene from two more characters that I didn’t even see in the trailers for The Avengers.

The next part is where Thor is mad at the humans and Chyna comes in to show him that some humans are almost as strong as he is. I was wondering how they made her skin all green, but then I watched the behind-the-scenes footage on the second disc and it shows how they did that (they even made her nipples darker than the rest of her skin!). But I already told you about this scene and just thinking about it again makes me need to take a break.

OK, I’m back now and just in time for the grand finale. Spider-Man shows up and is mad that they won’t let him be one of The Avengers. But after he’s by himself, Ms. Marvel tries to make him feel better and he eventually shoots his webbing on her face. I don’t really know why Spider-Woman doesn’t join in on this scene. I mean, she’s hardly even in the movie aside from at the very beginning. But, you know. Somehow Ms. Marvel convinces Fury to let Spider-Man join the team on their next adventure. But I won’t spoil the ending for you because there will definitely be a sequel after Chyna’s She-Hulk movie comes out, which I can’t wait for. I wonder if Hulk Hogan might play Captain America. I think he should. He’d be pretty good.

For more information, go to www.vivid.com/movie/the-avengers-xxx-a-porn-parody.

Wood Harris is breaking the law in “Dredd 3D”

Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) and Cassandra Anderson (Olivia Thirlby) in "Dredd 3D" (Photo by Joe Alblas)

Based on the pulpy British comic strip (and the 1995 Sylvester Stallone-starring film adaptation) Judge Dredd, Dredd 3D is a dystopian action thriller that jumps off the screen thanks to its ambitious use of 3-D technology. But for a film so focused on the sights and sounds of the judges, who act as police, judge, jury and, if needed, executioner, the film is often just as much about what’s not being seen or heard. And Wood Harris’ character Kay is the perfect example of this point. A member of drug lord Ma-Ma’s (Lena Headey) clan, Kay is a street thug taken into custody by Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) and his clairvoyant trainee (Olivia Thirlby). Best known for his own role as a drug lord on The Wire, Harris’ character exercises his right to remain silent for a good portion of Dredd as Ma-Ma and her goons hunt down the very officers who have taken Kay into custody. But with a mind-reading rookie largely in charge of his fate, Kay eventually gets in on the action, verbally and physically. Judgment is out now that the movie is in theaters, and Harris talks to Wrestling with Pop Culture about Dredd‘s filming process and the similarities between the ruthlessness of the criminals and the judges.

For a movie that’s as visually ambitious as this one is, what was the filming process like?

We shot for six months in Africa. I had a driver each day and it took about 40 minutes to get to the set each day. On the drive, we would go from the swanky area I stayed in through the underdeveloped African society. It was so underdeveloped that I thought it was a wasteland. After three or four weeks, I said to my driver, “There’s a lot of garbage.” He was like, “No, those are people’s homes. I must take you to see.”

I had never experienced anything like that. There were brothers and sisters there that dress like me and you, have cell phones and no plumbing. Imagine a whole community with no infrastructure and five Porta-Potties within two or three miles. It really raises your eyebrows to what’s going on politically. If you were born over there and lived over there, the land you stood on you could build a house on and you’re not going to pay rent or tax or anything. But you don’t have any resources. And there are beautiful women there, but you meet them and go back to the crib and there is no crib.

So that environment parallels what’s going on in the movie where the people with money have more control.

Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) is the law in "Dredd 3D" (photo by Joe Alblas)

Yeah, it’s definitely like that. They have gangs over there that are very ruthless, and they’re named after American cities. There’s a gang called New York and they wear Yankees hats twisted on their heads and act like Americans. When I say ruthless, I’m talking about cutting heads off and leaving them at grandma’s house. At the same time, the homicide rate there is lower than most American cities. So it’s still more peaceful there. Over here, if black people and white people play basketball, you always see the black dude win the game. We just dominate most sports. Not over there. You can turn on the TV and see brothers losing at sports all the time. It was just unbelievable. So they have a fondness for American black culture because 50 years before they stood up and said, “No more apartheid,” we were already civil activists. They just stopped being the way we were in the ’40s and ’50s in 1996. In 1996, you would need a dummy  pass to go from a black area to a white part of town. It would last ten hours – eight hours to work and two hours for the commute. They would do sweeps every day, so if they caught a brother walking down the street after a certain time, he went to jail. I just realized a lot from that experience. We still have residue, but at least it’s smoke. They’re dealing with fire still. It made me realize that the sacrifices and struggles that people are going through over here are not to be taken for granted.

For a movie that is as focused on the sights and sounds of 3-D as Dredd is, it’s interesting that you never see Judge Dredd’s face and your character doesn’t even speak until pretty far into the film. And even then, you don’t have a lot of lines since so much of it is action and psychology. What was it like working in an environment where it’s often just as much about what you’re not seeing and hearing?

That was a challenge, but I liked that challenge. I didn’t have to memorize a lot, but I still had to figure out what they were saying and if I was giving the right responses and I still had to be in the moment. It might seem easier, of course, but at the same time it’s not because you could easily get lost in what’s going on because you don’t have to say anything. But the good thing about not having a lot of lines was that I didn’t have to do a lot of memorizing.

I would imagine that it was even harder in a movie like this where so much of the action isn’t actually happening in front of you.

Wood Harris plays the thuggish Kay in "Dredd 3D" (photo by Joe Alblas)

There’s lots of action happening in the film. There’s one scene where we’re against this wall and Judge comes running down the hall and they’re shooting at him and the wall gets blown out. That was a squibbed wall with real explosives and we had to be in front of it when it was blowing up for real. So a lot of the effects were right there in front of us. I had a stuntman in that same scene and when the wall gets blown out, Dredd, his partner and myself jump out of this rooftop. It was about a one-story drop and my stuntman broke his femur bone because they had him handcuffed and he just didn’t have any hands to land on.

You play the villain, but there seem to be some parallels between the criminal you play and Judge Dredd, who has the authority to do some of the same things you do because of his badge.

What I hope people will think about after seeing this film is if you really consider a judge to be a judge, jury, cop and executioner all in one person, that’s pretty terrible. And it’s possible. If there is a police state, it could be like that. With these guys, there’s no court date. They catch you, you did it wrong, the sentence happens and if an execution happens, it happens where you stand. That helped fortify me in the role of Kay because when you play a bad guy, you really have to just try to be a normal person who does bad things. With Kay, I didn’t have room to do that because this is a comic book-based film where the villains have to be villainous and they can’t be based on the real stuff that I would like to base it on. But when I considered Dredd being an executioner, a judge and a law enforcement person, he’s not a good guy. He’s a hero because they say so, because he’s a cop.

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